Fenton Carmelo rises and looks around before selfishly deciding the world needs a little bit of him in it.

My dad is coming off his meds from surgery and being kind of a douche, so when my sister started mouthing off to him, he turned his passive aggression against her boyfriend.

Now, he came from Brazil and his name is very long and very Portuguese. So my dad says, “JP, I’m going to use your full name from now on.”

"Nah, it’s cool Mr. Morales, just use JP."

"I’m serious. This is my house, I will use full titles."

"Okay. It’s *really long and impossible to pronounce string of names*"

"… Go get the table ready for dinner, JP."